OK so this figurine really isn’t that bad especially considering some of the other thrifts of horror . It’s almost so bad it’s good. I like to think in it’s former life it lived in a very white 80’s living room on some sort of mirrored shelf. In that deliciously retro daydream it’s almost good. But $35.00? Really?
Don’t adjust your eyes people that is indeed a table with shapely women’s legs for legs. Yeah… For a cool $300.00, this table could have been mine. Sadly I have taste. Although there were some people checking it out. It’s almost so bad it’s good. I’m really not sure if I should be offended by it or impressed that when the idea of this table came up no one along the way said “oh hell no”. It looks kinda sexual, like the table is either giving birth or ready for sex. Either way I’m mostly just highly amused that some company or someone made this. It looks like something that should be in Quagmire’s house from Family Guy (giggity). I found this gem while innocently browsing my local Salvation Army and I had to share it, because when do you ever run into a table with legs like that?
I feel kind of bad about adding this as a Thrifts of Horror post, as I’m no artist and criticizing someone else’s art seems mean. That said it’s pretty bad, mainly because the father and son just look… well creepy. If you look behind it you can see a similar sculpture of a George Washington lookalike and some random kids. I suppose all people like different things and someone may love this, but the last time I was at this thrift store both figures were still there. I just can’t imagine spending any money on this.
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| Creepy possessed angels via the Bloomington Savers |